Sailor Martin

He's a native of New Orleans who moved up here after Hurricane Katrina. He's a former merchant marine, a sideshow tattooed wild man, and burlesque comic. He lives on a houseboat on the Mississippi River. He has his own MySpace page (with 1800 friends). He has starred in a series of short films. He listens to calypso music. He drinks Sailor Jerry spiced rum.

And, no, his name isn't "Chucky."