Five Mixed Drinks Nobody in this City Knows How to Make

1. Sazerac
2. Clover Club
3. French 75
4. The Millionaire
5. Leatherneck

Actually, very few local bartenders know how to make such standards as an Old Fashioned, a Pimm's Cup, and a Godfather, so going out drinking can be quite disappointing. Sailor Martin says I should just stick to rum and cokes, although he's dying to find a local bartender who pours a good zombie.