The Big One with Sailor Martin

As some of you already know, Sailor Martin makes occasional, feeble attempts to be a movie star by making his own short movies with almost all of his footage stolen from 1950s documentaries. He has just posted a new one, The Big One with Sailor Martin, in which the atom bombs are falling and all he can think about doing is making calls to girls he knows to see if they are interested in hooking up.

I am a celebrity in the world of babies

I caught a baby looking at me at a bookstore the other day. He saw me, his eyes went wide, his mouth dropped open, and he goggled at me nonstop. Were an adult to make this face, it would be because they just saw a celebrity.

It got annoying after a few seconds. As I walked past the baby, I hissed at him:

"You don't know me," I said.